- "In California, driving with people in the trunk will be illegal." New laws that will take effect for 2007.
- "Six persons were injured when a rampaging bull buffalo gored guests at a wedding ceremony and passersby, police said Friday." He just wanted in on the celebration, of course.
- There was also something about an Israeli airline offering hand written Torah scrolls to all of its passengers while in flight, but I couldn't find the link to it. Although it is a legitimate concern, I just thought it was slightly ridiculous because anyone who would use the scrolls would probably bring their own anyways.
I'm not sure but this seems a little stranger than the usual range of morning headlines. Maybe I just haven't been reading between the lines.